– Age 6
I didn't hit anyone at school today...[long pause]....actually, I did.
– Age 3, on the way home from middle school
I guess you were right...you shouldn't eat 14 bananas.
– Age 8
This must be "last" class
– Age 5, after trying to sit in first class, and then seeing his actual seat at back of airplane
Looking gooooood...
– Age 14, when wearing a suit, looking in the mirror and nodding
Learn to fight with sticks
– Age 9, from an ad he posted at a school in Costa Rica
