Color outside the lines and do it quickly.
There is no need to be consistent.
Be difficult. It is a winning strategy.
Go outside in the pouring rain.
Eat cereal whenever you can. And bananas. Not together.
Be intensely critical of everything all the time.
There is nothing wrong with a good scowl. Practice if necessary.
Spend your money quickly.
If you love someone, give them your stuff.
Go off-trail and climb to the top of the hill.
Like yourself. You're awesome.
Buy it now because you want it. Next week you won't care about it.
When forced to eat vegetables, shove them all in your mouth at once,
chew, and swallow. Then enjoy the rest of your meal.
Love your friends; ignore your enemies.
Don't listen to anything your parents say. They know way less than you do.
Say whatever is on your mind...mean or nice.
Wear a hat. Bare heads are boring.
If what you are doing is not fun, it is not worth doing.
You really can read 3 books at once.
When everyone turns in the assignment, that's a good clue that you
better get started on it.
Live in the moment.
Don't let anyone break a spirit.
Speak out for what you believe in.